Seriously, stop it.
I don’t want to a picture of your penis sent to my phone.
I can’t tell you how much this frustrates me. How is it that buying a girl a bunch of flowers has been replaced by a grainy photo of your erect member?
Look, I’m not expecting anyone to open car doors for me or buy me dinner. I can do those things myself. But I do expect proper phone calls and little bit of deep conversation when I’m dating someone. I hate that all you get these days are innuendo ridden facebook chats and text message conversations punctuated by pictures of your penis.
Guys, hate to break it to you but life is not like a porno. We’re not going to get all hot and bothered just because we see a photo of a dick.
In an effort to battle against the alarming trend of dick pictures I would like all guys to read this before they press send.
1. Just because you really really want to see us naked does not mean we want to see you naked.
I think some men are under the impression that a dick picture does the same thing to women as a picture of boobs does for them. Sorry boys, it doesn’t. At the beginning of a courtship, women aren’t going to be that interested in seeing you naked. And even when we do get to the stage that we’re ready to ready to rip your clothes off, we’re more interesting in your arms, chest and abs. Not your penis. Not that I’m encouraging ‘sexting’ but if you’re going to, you’ll get a much better response sending a shirtless photo than a penis picture.
2. A woman’s biggest sex organ is her brain.
Ever noticed how it’s always women reading romance and erotic novels and rarely men? It’s because women need to be aroused mentally before anything else fun can happen. A little bit of playful conversation, a few innuendos and some sweet talking is going to go a lot further than a picture. Arousing a woman’s brain is more effective than any other form of foreplay. Don’t believe me? Well a woman’s brain is such a powerful tool that it’s possible for a woman to simply ‘think’ herself to orgasm without touching anything. I know, I’ve done it.
So before you take your phone out to snap some photos of your penis, stop and think. If you’re trying to excite or arouse her, there are better ways of doing it.